Quick (South Korea, 2011)
8 March, 2012

Quick is not as bad as Sector 7, but it does demonstrate a similar lack of respect towards its viewers. What I mean to say is that it’s an overburdened everything-but-the-kitchen-sink comedy-actioneer that is designed to appeal to everyone, but could never hope to satisfy anyone. There is very little that the filmmakers didn’t throw in to the mix in a bid to attract viewers: K-pop, gangsters, biker gangs, youth violence, washboard abs, scantily clad women, inefficient police, romance, and of course melodrama, all that in addition to the heavy doses of action and comedy.
Gi-soo is a former bike gang leader who now works as a speedy bike messenger. One day he is sent to pick up Ah-rom, a major K-pop star, who turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. She puts on his helmet, but while he was away, someone has put a bomb in it. Now he must do an unknown man’s bidding with the police and an old rival on his tail.

Comedy is a large part of Quick, but I think it was either a poor choice or badly handled as it is the cause of most of the film’s many problems. It’s not particularly funny and, as I’ve already mentioned, it doesn’t blend well with the action. Beyond that, it poses two significant issues. Since a lot of the film is played for laughs, there is no real urgency and the stakes feel very low, a big no-no for an action film. Secondly, I found the two leads to be terrible, mainly because they have no comic timing. I know that Lee Min-ki’s new film Spellbound has been received very enthusiastically, but in Quick, he’s just a pretty face and his performance is not only hamfisted but also very unbalanced because his character Gi-Soo never felt like, well, a character. Kang Ye-won is not someone I was very familiar with beforehand but I did recognize her from last year’s Hello Ghost and she seems to be a Yoon Je-kyoon stalwart, this being the fourth film of his she has starred in. Again, she is a pretty face who only seems capable of overacting and her grating performance quickly overstays its welcome.

Forgive the bad pun, but I think the film was made a little too quickly. Elements designed to draw in viewers were thrown together, explosions littered the marketing, numerous mid-level stars were cast in small roles, but at no point was any effort put into the story, the characters, or the style of the film. What we’re left with looks more like a drawn-out music video than a feature film and that is definitely not what I go to the movies for.
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Pierce Conran writes for Modern Korean Cinema, Twitch and currently lives in South Korea.